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    Default Liverpool v FC Nasty Energy Drink Cum Marketing Ploy Salzburg

    Liverpool host Salzburg (a lovely historic town set in the picturesque foothills of the Alps, but hosting a football team owned by a crass marketing juggernaut, who make a disgusting Vodka mixer) on Wednesday in the second game of the group stage. I've done literally no homework whatsoever, but apparently they have a young striker, who's quite good, who is managed by Uber-scum Mario Pirola and whose dad's football career was ended by that pleasant chap Roy Keane. I think we're probably favoured.

    More segues than suburban shopping mall cop parking lot, that.

    In any event, will be curious to see what changes Klopp has in mind, given Leicester on the weekend.

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    Adrian

    TAA Matip VvD Robertson

    AOC Fabinho Milner

    Salah Firmino Mane
    "It's cool."
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    Default Re: Liverpool v FC Nasty Energy Drink Cum Marketing Ploy Salzburg

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Liverpool host Salzburg (a lovely historic town set in the picturesque foothills of the Alps, but hosting a football team owned by a crass marketing juggernaut, who make a disgusting Vodka mixer) on Wednesday in the second game of the group stage. I've done literally no homework whatsoever, but apparently they have a young striker, who's quite good, who is managed by Uber-scum Mario Pirola and whose dad's football career was ended by that pleasant chap Roy Keane. I think we're probably favoured.

    More segues than suburban shopping mall cop parking lot, that.

    In any event, will be curious to see what changes Klopp has in mind, given Leicester on the weekend.

    Dave's team:

    Adrian

    TAA Matip VvD Robertson

    AOC Fabinho Milner

    Salah Firmino Mane
    Matip ruled out because of a knock in the last game.
    ‘How many mistakes are you allowed?’ Klopp asked the fourth official. ‘Because if it’s 15, you’ve got one left.’

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    Default Re: Liverpool v FC Nasty Energy Drink Cum Marketing Ploy Salzburg

    Gomez, I would have thought.

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    The hills are alive with the sound of Anfield.
    "A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samarkand View Post
    Gomez, I would have thought.
    And Ki-Jana to the rescue at backup RB except he's not named in the CL squad.

    We missed an opportunity there. If Ki-Jana was eligible that would make the team bus a Hoever-craft.

    Ba-dump-bump!
    ‘How many mistakes are you allowed?’ Klopp asked the fourth official. ‘Because if it’s 15, you’ve got one left.’

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    Adrian;

    Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, van Dijk, Robertson;

    Henderson, Fabinho, Wijnaldum;

    Salah, Firmino, Mane.



    Substitutes: Kelleher, Lovren, Milner, Keita, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Lallana, Origi.

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    Oops. Think my fat fingers locked this thread. Apologies.

    Anyway, slightly got out of jail, though we were definitely the better side. Fabinho with a good game I thought and great to see our new No. 9, Robertson, get off the mark.

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    That Korean kid looks pretty good. Maybe we should just skip the Southampton step and recruit directly from Salzburg!
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    Whew, those Von Trapp kids can ball if you give them the chance. Wonder if they can sing too?
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