Does anyone give a toss?
Watching paint dry would be far more appealing, and the $20 fee being charged for those of us in the States ($25 if you want to keep yer arse at home) just takes the biscuit.
As I've said to others, if it breaks out into handbags like the League Cup final did, that'd be great. Few longterm injuries and a sending off or two would make it worth the price of admission. Fingers crossed...
Oh, and here comes Prince William, who is sadly looking more and more like his father every day.